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| Dear
future foster parents, Due to drastic government cuts to the funding of our historical and worthy institution, we no longer have the means necessary for carrying out the time- consuming paperwork appropriate for making adoptions satisfactory to all involved parties. |
Therefore,
in keeping with the times, we have now converted to the non-stop, high-risk,
don't-give-a-shit adoption procedure, which enables you to take any
old orphan you might be even slightly interested in and simply download
it coldly, unfeelingly onto your home computer. As always, we look forward to welcoming you at our gates - fresh smiles on snotty orphan faces lining up to meet you. Best wishes, your ever faithful, PictoOrphanage |
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